| Saturday, July 23rd, 2005 |
| 6:24 pm |
Today I had to work at the IGA at 8:00 in the MORNING. This was not ok and I drove to work with my eyelids halfway shut, expecting that I would probably run into a tractor or a chicken or something. Work sucked, even though I only had to work 6 hours, but does work ever NOT suck? No. My parents said, "maybe you can work at barnes and noble next summer." ...no. When I got home my mother made me help her clean up the tree that fell down in my back yard and haul the branches into one pile. She impugned my physical strength in the progress. She said that I complained about hauling branches because I couldn't do the physical labor. I forgot physical strength was so important to me. I should be sad for at least a year now. No wait. I got two drunk messages from Alice last night and one probably sober message from Brian King. That made me so happy that I decided to make hot wings tonight. I was really afraid they wouldn't turn out but they were so amazing. In fact, they were so good that I'm not even motivated to do anything else but think about the next time I'm going to eat them. I was thinking that having a deep fryer in the townhouse next year would be a bad idea, but I'm starting to realize that I probably can't live without it. I was thinking about how I would describe my relationship with God, and now I know: breaded and deep-fried. Current Mood:  full |
| Wednesday, April 20th, 2005 |
| 1:45 am |
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| Monday, April 18th, 2005 |
| 4:09 pm |
omg it's flunk day and i just got up from passing out in the sun for two hours whoo hoo |
| Friday, April 15th, 2005 |
| 3:49 am |
How is the Knox network still slower than molasses in January at 3:49AM? Anyway, I'm writing my Philosophy paper and I'm having some good ideas, so I have to keep streaming. I just had a daydream that I was telling a homeless man in a subway station in Manhattan how to take care of himself by referring to the Lifeboat Ethic. It seemed like a really good argument in the dream, but I think in real life he might have spit in my face. I don't know - what philosophy would you tell a homeless person to follow? Do homeless people have to follow a more strict philosophy of self-interest so that they can establish themselves financially? Current Mood: not bad!Current Music: it's actually dead silent in here |
| 1:36 am |
THIS IS THE BLACKEST COFFEE EVER! |
| 1:31 am |
☼ So I have to write this paper for philoshophy? ☼ So I have to study for my Biology exam tomorrow? ☼ I'm listening to Mozart's Carmina Burana right now. ☼ And drinking coffee so that I can do all this. ☼ ☼ |
| Thursday, April 14th, 2005 |
| 3:27 pm |
The fiber content of my jeans is: 85% cotton, 14% polyester, and 1% spandex. Need I say more? Current Mood:  feelin' sexy |
| Tuesday, April 12th, 2005 |
| 8:49 pm |
In chamber singers today we auditioned for solos. There are two tenors and two tenor solos. I auditioned for both. I didn't get either one. Also, I think I have yellow fever, at least. Can I complain more about my life? OH YES! I have to go to rehearsal tonight, not to act, but to accompany - something I'm not even supposed to be doing anyway - and now I have to go because there's no one else that can do it. I should feel needed, but I really just feel pooped-on. Current Mood:  pissed offCurrent Music: that "rat in a cage" song by smashing pumpkins |
| 2:53 pm |
I'm sick and it rocks. Well, only if I can get out of practice tonight. Current Mood:  sick |
| 5:51 am |
DAMMIT! I was in the middle of a really good dream, too. Glad I don't actually have class today. |
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| 2:32 am |
So this is kind of awesome. |
| Monday, April 11th, 2005 |
| 10:42 am |
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| 10:17 am |
So I had a this really weird dream last night... that I was in bio lab chillin' with Christine Harris and I all-of-a-suddenly realized that I forgot to remove my bacteria cultures from the incubator from LAST TERM. So I went to the incubator and it was locked, so I had to break into it from underneath it in order to extract my wonderful petri dish full of bacterial colonies of an unknown species. Well, I cracked open the bottom panel in the incubator and reached inside, grabbing the first petri dish I felt. As I pulled it out, the lid on the dish came off and everyone in the room freaked out. Then I took the sample and smelled it. DO NOT ASK ME WHY I DID THIS. A sharp pain went through my lungs and I started screaming and ran outside and chucked the petri dish into the street. So much for the "biohazard" bag. Maybe in my next dream, I will have been partially digested by the rogue bacteria and living on an iron lung. Current Mood: i don't really knowCurrent Music: "The Way" -Fastball |
| Saturday, April 9th, 2005 |
| 8:14 am |
I'm off to volunteer and make the world a better place if the kids don't destroy me first. Current Mood: nervous/excitedCurrent Music: Sonata in A for Violoncello and Piano -Beethoven |
| 1:20 am |
I have to volunteer at the Salvation Army at 8:30 in the morning. I sure hope I can get up for this. Current Mood:  okayCurrent Music: build 3 |
| Friday, April 8th, 2005 |
| 11:21 pm |
oh em gee
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You are a Slutcom 2, also known as the a lil' sleazy level of slutcom. You hook up with people on a semi-regular basis. You may hook up with random people sometimes, especially in a drunken stupor. How far you go will vary widely, but the options are more open and based on the heat of the moment. You hook up more than average, but that's OK.
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Take the slutcom litmus test!
The slutcom litmus test originated in A Word of Advice.
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| 10:13 pm |
what am i going to do tonight? |
| 4:27 pm |
I think I hit the glass ceiling on Hot or Not. |
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